welcome to the snarkdom.

docwithtardisfez:

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

Those are badges I proudly collect.

I managed to get all of those in like 20 minutes one.

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

*still has to pull out credit card*

(via agentrodgers)

joshpeck:

youneedtotakeaglassofstfu:

joshpeck:

i am tired af as fuck but i will not sleep because i am not weak

tired as fuck as fuck

did i stutter

Kinda

(via dropdeadesu)

doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

Although i will say, if someone comes up to me, and says “hey, i like your sweater” it makes me feel really good, idk if its like that for everyone tho

(via she-ranger-fromthenorth)

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

(via she-ranger-fromthenorth)

mr-cappadocia:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

FINISHED WATCHING ALL OF THE EPISODES OF SUPERNATURAL ON NETFLIX.

mr-cappadocia:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

FINISHED WATCHING ALL OF THE EPISODES OF SUPERNATURAL ON NETFLIX.

(Source: etchpea, via imma-just-go)

justspirky:

Do you ever just hear a really good beat and thing “yes, this is what would be playing during my transformation into a magical girl.”

Yeah and then sometimes i hear a really epic track and i’m like “this is my boss battle tune. Shit just got real”

joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

image

well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

image

no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

(via emergency-window-to-hogwarts)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via the-game-is-on-at-221b)